Wishes of the Genie

This is another game that is quite fun to do

One user will make a wish, then, the next poster grants the wish but twists it in a way to make it horrible, then they themselves ask a wish of their own and it continues.

Here's an example:

User One:

I wish for a new car

User Two:

Granted! But it breaks down as soon as you get it.

I wish for a big pile of money.

User Three:

Granted! But you can never spend it.

I wish for a new laptop.

You get the idea?

I wish that my brother wasn't so annoying!

Granted! *turns your brother into an annoying sister instead*

I wish I could sleep more often.

Granted!!

Now you sleep too much

I wish that I'd be excited about Christmas

Granted! *uses up your yearly quota of excitement so you can't get excited about anything else until next Christmas*

I wish rent was more affordable for decent places.

Granted!!!
Now you can't get a place in anywhere decent because everyone else has moved there.

I wish that Andrew lived closer.

Granted! *moves you closer to him so you have to leave all your friends, neighbors and family behind*

I wish life was easier.

That's fine by me xD

Granted!! Life is now so easy that everyone has everything they want and the economy collapses.

I wish that I had a new corset

Granted! *gives you one that will never fit you*

I wish there were less working hours in the day.

Granted! But because you don't work you have no money and then you starve...

I wish that my parents would get off my case

Granted!
But then your brother is on your case all the time

I wish my cats would stop shedding fur on me

Granted!!!
Now they won't stop clawing you

I wish I was old enough to drink

Granted!
But now the government outlaws alcohol

I wish my christmas tree would stand up straight XD

Granted!!
But now all the baubles keep falling off

I wish that I had supermodel good looks!

Granted!
But because you've limited yourself to supermodel good looks you actually look less attractive than you are currently

I wish there was snow this christmas

Awwwh Andrew :#

Granted!!!
Now there is so much snow you get trapped in your house only in time for it to melt before school starts again

I wish that I could sing better than i can now

Granted!
But then you lose your voice when you are about to sing for lots of money

I wish I could kill Justin Beiber... -.-

Granted!
But then he comes back as a Twilight Vampire and becomes even more popular!

I wish that I had David Tennants autograph

Granted!
But no one believes it's actually his signature because it doesn't look like it is

I wish I didn't have to sleep

Granted, now no matter how tired you get, you will never be able to sleep and feel fresh again.

I wish Google didn't interpret all my image searches as "slutty women". I seriously wanted to look at portieres of rabbits.

Granted!!
Now all it shows you are old grannies or mah-whorish males!

I wish I got an unconditional place to Uni

Granted but it's a Uni you didn't even apply for

I wish that my boss wasn't such a bim XD

Granted!!
You no longer have a boss because you're fired

I wish I could hug Richard Kruspe

Granted, but its some other guy named Richard Kruspe that you get to hug, not the one you wanted.

I wish my sister would be more helpful around the house.

Granted but then she accidentally burns the house down

I wish there were more hours in the day